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    FUNNY POEMS..

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    FUNNY POEMS..

    Post by sweet_vengeance on Thu May 29, 2008 12:40 pm

    KISSES

    At eight to nine a kiss ment alot,
    from your mom or from your dad,
    they'd quickly peck u on the cheek,
    when u wake and when u sleep,
    these made u feel so good,
    and thats exactly how they should.

    at ten to eleven,
    from ur crush,
    a kiss was heaven,
    slowly u did graduate,
    to step two of ur kissing stage.

    at twelve to thirteen,
    uve just discovered,
    that when a tongue was inserted,
    it felt much better.

    fourteen to fifteen,
    ur and expert,
    the best kisser ever seen,
    u knew exercise and kissy flirt.

    sixteen seventeen,
    there was much more,
    something was inserted deep between,
    if mom found out ur *ss would be sore,
    the way u walked surely changed,
    uv passed ur virginity stage,
    all ur activities started to pay off,
    how could u hav gotten in this stuff,
    the whole world thinks that ur a wh*re,
    its not ur fault the rubber tore,
    who's the dad,
    u havent a clue,
    ur parents are mad,
    what do u do??
    up to seven men hav been,
    on the adventure in between,
    the price u pay is very large,
    a life that was soon to be emerged.

    but whats given life,
    can be taken away,
    ur not a wife,
    ur a mom to be that strays.
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    Re: FUNNY POEMS..

    Post by sweet_vengeance on Thu May 29, 2008 1:02 pm

    THE PERFECT MAN

    The perfect man loves you for you
    and not just one tiny part.
    The perfect man would sacrifice everything
    for you.
    The perfect man isn't afraid to tell you
    the truth.
    The perfect man is kind, sweet, funny,
    and loving.
    The perfect man can make you crumble
    with one glance.
    The perfect man can make you feel
    unlike you've ever felt before.
    The perfect man knows he's perfect,
    but won't ever admit it.
    The perfect man has a smile
    that lights up a room.
    The perfect man will admit
    when he's wrong.
    The perfect man won't admit
    when he's right.
    The perfect man would never say anything
    that makes you feel like less of a person.
    The perfect man has his beliefs,
    but would never force them on you.
    The perfect man won't force you to tell him everything,
    but he's always there if you want to.
    The perfect man will sit with you
    when you don't feel like dancing.
    The perfect man will know when to take
    your hand.
    The perfect man will know when he loves you
    but won't tell you until he's sure he means it.
    The perfect man will make you want to be
    a better person.
    The perfect man does not exist.
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    Re: FUNNY POEMS..

    Post by sweet_vengeance on Thu May 29, 2008 1:22 pm

    The Pretty Beam, It Missed

    God, I don't mean to correct you
    but I have one short list
    you meant to make me pretty
    the thing was, you missed

    so I'm letting you fix it
    I'm giving you a chance
    I know your very busy
    but please just take a glance

    first my nose is way to big
    and my ears are way to small
    when I wear my hair down
    it's as if I have no ears at all!

    my teeth are terribly crooked
    the stick out everywhere
    the orthodontist wouldn't take me
    come on now. is that fair?

    my hair is limp and mousy brown
    my nails are much to thin
    my stomach hangs out over my pants
    this is just to begin

    so god can you please fix this?
    like I know you meant to do
    oh and while your at
    could you throw in a new car too?

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